Dripping with honey
- To my parents, for feeling frisky enough on the day I was conceived. (Blech and yuck too)
- To J, for being, well, you.
- To my Sister Person and Brother Person, thanks for being support pillars, confidants, another set of parents and pains in the butt too! :)
- To my friends, you form all sorts of wacky additions to my life, I could not do without you.
- To blogger... a portal of expression. What did people do before this?!?
- To whoever thought of taking a cocoa bean and making the food of the gods (ie chocolate).
- To my guardian angel and muse: always strong, silent and ever so helpful.
- To God, for creating this ball of green, brown and blue.
Dripping with venom
- To the taxi drivers, for being so gracious and courteous on the road.
- To all the criminals for making this country such a splendid place to live it.
- To the war lords, for actively contributing to every beauty queen's dream: world peace.
- To the public transport department because they are faring so well in easing the congestion of JHB's roads.
- To the health minister, for having such a wonderful and clear HIV/AIDS stance.
- To the former deputy president for making baby oil a thing of revulsion.