Monday, 3 March 2008

Gone bye bye

Slutty* took off on a plane on Sunday. She is gone to land of pasta, pizza and beautiful people on a lovely scholarship.

Even though there is a void in that special place she and only she occupied for her friends and family, I bet she is going to discover and be reborn. And while she will be missed, there is a greater good hard at work. Soon enough, we will all understand.

My dear Slutty, see you soon. Oh, and do not forget about that hunky Italian stallion for me.** Of course you can first find one for yourself.

* Some people may not understand, but it is actually a term of endearment. Others include Skanky, Slag, Tramp, Hoochie. The positions of Floozy, Hussy, Whore and Vamp are still vacant.
** No offence to my S.O, but an Italian is an Italian. You still my S.O.

12 comments:

Alpa said...

you crack me up!

skanky said...

and what about ho?
;)

miss ya already slutty

<3

The Organ Harvester said...

hahahaha

women have this obsession with italians the way some guys have that obsession with german porn stars. or so i hear.

singlewheatfemale said...

buhahahaha..... love those safe little after-notes!! :)

Jackie said...

Prixie, thanks for comment. If you look in my side panel you will see tags to all posts with tofu recipes.

I wish I was off to Italy as I never quite made it there. The food must be absolutely fantastic there.

Jennifer Shirk said...

Ha! Thanks for that translation at the bottom. LOL!

Jennifer Shirk said...

Ha! Thanks for that translation at the bottom. LOL!

Jennifer Shirk said...

Ha! Thanks for that translation at the bottom. LOL!

liam said...

ha. i definitely don't think i could get away with doling out those nicknames.

bon voyage, slutty.

anon said...

Slutty reporting back...

Ciao tutti

Parting is more a snotty sorrow than a sweet one. Just the thought of how much I'd miss you guys had me in tears and quite sad in London actually.
I finally made it but I missed my ho's so very much.
To the organ harvester, I felt the same way abt Italian men until I saw with my own eyes that there no words that can truly describe the perfection that is Italian men...
They are just a different breed of beautiful...

Ciao

Prixie said...

slutty we miss you too!

ciao bella ;p {bushing up on my Italian...heheeeeheeee}

bb_aisha said...

my sisters were with saf on campus-what a awesome opportunity for her