Yesterday I had a missed called on my mobile from a private number. I called the S.O. to find out if it was him.
His reply: "Yes, it was me," and I smiled, "but I dialled the wrong number." My face fell. "Excuse me?! As if my number can ever be the wrong one when dialled by you!" I screeched, in jest, of course.
Hmph...what a cheek! **evil grin**
S.O= Significant Other